Getting Even with a Dye Job

A note to all husbands,

Please do not make your wives mad. It is not nice to call a woman a cun... t I am having trouble even writing the word. Please do not call us a B.tch. It is not nice. When we ask you not to eat tommorow nights dinner as a snack, please don't do it. Please do not let all of the crabs in the crab pot go. Does it matter to me that you are trying to quit smoking? Yes, but behaving as a child is not getting you anywhere. All it does is cause your family to have to eat Ramen for dinner a couple of nights. And I am not letting your children have to eat it. I am serving it to you when you come home since you were so wasteful of our limited supplies. And when I tell you I have mixed up the hair dyes (accidently on purpose) and that your hair is going to be red. Please go wash it out like you were asked. Do not sit on the sofa until it the dye dries in your hair to be spiteful. It only makes me want to laugh at you for being so childish. You can be mad at me all you want. I told you to wash it out before it even set and there wouldn't have been a color change. To me this is you wanting it to be this way so that you can be mad at me. That gives you a reason to be mad because you had to quit smoking. So I will sit here and laugh while you go about your day with a baseball cap covering your streak of very red hair. Next time you never know it might be Nair like your friends suggested.

P.S. Don't do it in front of your friends ever again either. They have no sympathy for you! Because you were acting like a total jerk and they heard me tell you to wash it out. Then they saw you sit on the couch like a spoiled little boy!